Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Ogre Stew

Here's a great recipe we have made for years for our family and friends. It's nice to give them something healthy before their journey into the unknown.....LOL
Green & Gross Ogre Stew
Of course it should be fun and a little gross / scary. This fits all three , but it is healthy and will give them the energy they are going to need to get through the night's walk ahead. 
If you leave out the food coloring it is a great soup served in a bread bowl for a cold day.

Ogre Stew :


  • 1 pound Ground Human Flesh (sausage/ hamburger)
  • 1 can Dead Man's Tears (cheese soup with 1/2 can of water)
  • 1 (16-ounce) package Pumpkin (processed Cheese)
  • 1 (15-ounce) can Fresh Kidney Stones (kidney beans)
  • 1 (15-ounce) can Rat Turds  (black beans)
  • 1 cup medium Human Heart  (mild salsa) 
  • Ogre Snot (Green food Coloring)
  • Toasted Witches Ears (Nacho Chips :   Bread Bowls or Pumpkin Bowls can be used )


Cook Flesh / Sausage in a soup pot over med. high heat until browned. Add canned Dead Man's Tears / cheese soup and water , bring to a gentle simmer. Add the Pumpkin / cheese and stir until melted , remove from heat and add rat turds  & kidney stones / beans , Diced Heart / salsa , Ogre Snot / food coloring then bring back to a slow simmer / if needed add a little more water. Serve with Toasted Witches Ears / chips or in a hallowed out bread bowl / pumpkin.

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